EMP-001The bossChief Executive Officer
BAD DADDY
Founded the company by accident. Signs everything without reading it.
File: BAD DADDY
◆ A wholly owned subsidiary of UNFINISH
BADCORP.
Thirteen terrible employees. One unreasonable amount of bass. The worst office in music is now open to the public.
◆ Mission statement · 01internal use only
Be bad at everything except the music.
- 01 Insubordination
- 02 Overtime, unpaid
- 03 Reverb
◆ The staff · human resources file13 on payroll
EMP-001The boss
EMP-002Chief Operating Officer
Bad Sister
Actually runs the place. Smothers projects until they behave.
File: BAD SISTER
EMP-003Head of Human Resources
Bad Aunt
Performance reviews get personal. That is the scolding mix.
File: BAD AUNT (SCOLDING MIX)
EMP-004Chief of Security
Bad Sphinx
Guards the front door with riddles. Nobody has clocked in since March.
File: BAD SPHINX
EMP-005Intern, unpaid
Bad Intern
Hired for one week in 2025. Never left. Knows where everything is.
File: BAD INTERN
EMP-006Investor Relations
Bad Kanojo
Loves you. Loves your money slightly more.
File: BAD KANOJO
EMP-007Head of Public Relations
Baddie Fox
Can spin any scandal into a listening party.
File: BADDIE FOX
EMP-008Chief Design Officer
Bad Doll
Everything must be prettier. Especially the invoices.
File: BAD DOLL
EMP-009Executive Assistant
Bad Assi
Schedules meetings you will regret attending.
File: BAD ASSI
EMP-010Head of R&D
Bad Product 2
We never fixed Bad Product 1. We shipped a sequel instead.
File: BAD PRODUCT 2
EMP-011
Brand Director
Bad Taste
Has strong opinions about your font. All of them, somehow, correct.
File: MISSING FROM ARCHIVE
Brand
EMP-012
Growth Lead
Bad Addiction
Retention strategy: dependency.
File: MISSING FROM ARCHIVE
Growth
EMP-013Chief Culture Officer
Bad Vibin'
Mandatory fun. Attendance is tracked.
File: BAD VIBIN’
Also on payroll:Bad Sister (Smother)Bad CousinBad Sister 2Baddie CatBad Sister (Nasty)Bad ProductBad Sphinx 2Bad Sister 2 (Nasty)Bad Cousin (Nasty)Baddie Cat (Nasty)Bad AuntBad HabitBad Cousin (Smother)Bad Assi (Gayageum Mix)Bad Sphinx (Smother)Bad Sphinx (Nasty)BAD DADDY (Nasty)BAD DADDY (Smother)Bad Intern (Nasty)Bad Aunt (Smother)Bad Kanojo (Nasty)
◆ Quarterly results · unauditedFY2026 · Q2
3,841,510Units of noise delivered, YouTube, all time
34Employees on payroll, none of them behaving
N/AHR incidents this quarter. Legal told us to stop counting
◆ Recruitment
Open position: listener.
No experience required. Bad attitude preferred. Benefits include bass.